Snarky Birthday Card, 'With age comes Wisdom. Happy B-day, Genius!'
$5.50
“With age comes wisdom” - a classic conundrum- do you want to be young or wise? Or are you the perfect blend of youth and wisdom?
This card is perfect for someone who might have crossed over that perfect mix and is now more wise than young. If so, they’ll quickly see that the ‘Genius’ compliment might be backhanded. If not....well, they'll get it someday. Share a laugh as we all enjoy getting a little older and wiser!
I'm offering an option for a handwritten note at no additional charge to save you the trip to the post office and a stamp. I can then mail it directly to the recipient if you wish. If you want this shipped directly to the recipient, please be sure to enter their name & address in the shipping address section. I won't include any receipts for items shipped directly to the recipient.
Check out my Boxes, Garlands & Tags section for supplies to decorate a present. Most items only cost $3.15. Want to include a gift card? I have "Magic Reveal" Gift Card Holders - Pull the string and the gift card magically appears. There's a funny quote on the outside to correspond with most types of gift cards.
Card Details:
~Blank Inside
~Card measures 5" x 7"
~Comes with a coordinating envelope in a plastic sleeve
~Assembled by hand with cut paper
SHIPPING NOTES: "Standard Shipping" uses the USPS and generally takes 2-3 days, but can take up to 10 business days. "Shipping with Tracking" also uses the USPS, but will include a tracking number so the package can be tracked as it makes its way to you. It does not guarantee faster shipping. "USPS Priority Mail" will generally take 2-3 days to get to most places in the US and includes tracking. Shipping outside the US will generally take longer. Generally 7-10 days, but sometimes up to 20 days.
This card is perfect for someone who might have crossed over that perfect mix and is now more wise than young. If so, they’ll quickly see that the ‘Genius’ compliment might be backhanded. If not....well, they'll get it someday. Share a laugh as we all enjoy getting a little older and wiser!
I'm offering an option for a handwritten note at no additional charge to save you the trip to the post office and a stamp. I can then mail it directly to the recipient if you wish. If you want this shipped directly to the recipient, please be sure to enter their name & address in the shipping address section. I won't include any receipts for items shipped directly to the recipient.
Check out my Boxes, Garlands & Tags section for supplies to decorate a present. Most items only cost $3.15. Want to include a gift card? I have "Magic Reveal" Gift Card Holders - Pull the string and the gift card magically appears. There's a funny quote on the outside to correspond with most types of gift cards.
Card Details:
~Blank Inside
~Card measures 5" x 7"
~Comes with a coordinating envelope in a plastic sleeve
~Assembled by hand with cut paper
SHIPPING NOTES: "Standard Shipping" uses the USPS and generally takes 2-3 days, but can take up to 10 business days. "Shipping with Tracking" also uses the USPS, but will include a tracking number so the package can be tracked as it makes its way to you. It does not guarantee faster shipping. "USPS Priority Mail" will generally take 2-3 days to get to most places in the US and includes tracking. Shipping outside the US will generally take longer. Generally 7-10 days, but sometimes up to 20 days.
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“With age comes wisdom” - a classic conundrum- do you want to be young or wise? Or are you the perfect blend of youth and wisdom?
This card is perfect for someone who might have crossed over that perfect mix and is now more wise than young. If so, they’ll quickly see that the ‘Genius’ compliment might be backhanded. If not....well, they'll get it someday. Share a laugh as we all enjoy getting a little older and wiser!
I'm offering an option for a handwritten note at no additional charge to save you the trip to the post office and a stamp. I can then mail it directly to the recipient if you wish. If you want this shipped directly to the recipient, please be sure to enter their name & address in the shipping address section. I won't include any receipts for items shipped directly to the recipient.
Check out my Boxes, Garlands & Tags section for supplies to decorate a present. Most items only cost $3.15. Want to include a gift card? I have "Magic Reveal" Gift Card Holders - Pull the string and the gift card magically appears. There's a funny quote on the outside to correspond with most types of gift cards.
Card Details:
~Blank Inside
~Card measures 5" x 7"
~Comes with a coordinating envelope in a plastic sleeve
~Assembled by hand with cut paper
SHIPPING NOTES: "Standard Shipping" uses the USPS and generally takes 2-3 days, but can take up to 10 business days. "Shipping with Tracking" also uses the USPS, but will include a tracking number so the package can be tracked as it makes its way to you. It does not guarantee faster shipping. "USPS Priority Mail" will generally take 2-3 days to get to most places in the US and includes tracking. Shipping outside the US will generally take longer. Generally 7-10 days, but sometimes up to 20 days.
This card is perfect for someone who might have crossed over that perfect mix and is now more wise than young. If so, they’ll quickly see that the ‘Genius’ compliment might be backhanded. If not....well, they'll get it someday. Share a laugh as we all enjoy getting a little older and wiser!
I'm offering an option for a handwritten note at no additional charge to save you the trip to the post office and a stamp. I can then mail it directly to the recipient if you wish. If you want this shipped directly to the recipient, please be sure to enter their name & address in the shipping address section. I won't include any receipts for items shipped directly to the recipient.
Check out my Boxes, Garlands & Tags section for supplies to decorate a present. Most items only cost $3.15. Want to include a gift card? I have "Magic Reveal" Gift Card Holders - Pull the string and the gift card magically appears. There's a funny quote on the outside to correspond with most types of gift cards.
Card Details:
~Blank Inside
~Card measures 5" x 7"
~Comes with a coordinating envelope in a plastic sleeve
~Assembled by hand with cut paper
SHIPPING NOTES: "Standard Shipping" uses the USPS and generally takes 2-3 days, but can take up to 10 business days. "Shipping with Tracking" also uses the USPS, but will include a tracking number so the package can be tracked as it makes its way to you. It does not guarantee faster shipping. "USPS Priority Mail" will generally take 2-3 days to get to most places in the US and includes tracking. Shipping outside the US will generally take longer. Generally 7-10 days, but sometimes up to 20 days.